Hey, I'm a waffle and I'm calling you sexually.
"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"
"i made cookies"
"i did your laundry for you"
"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours"
SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING
SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN
This is a blessed post and that ringtone is the cutest thing bUT I CAN NEVER FIND THE FUCKING POsT FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS
Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.
Here’s the previous one.
all i want in life is to try one of those candies from jimmy neutron
anD THE BOOK GUM
This is unexpectedly not about make-up haha
reblogged before it was even finished.
This is fucking great
"We go forward."
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